Noah Puckerman, otherwise known as Puck. I'm the resident badass which is why I'm doing one of the most badass things ever known to man kind, that's right bitches, your boy Puck here is in the army. I'm also dating the most amazing girl in the world, Santana Lopez, she's sort of my perfect thing.
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Surprise Visit | Pucktana
He leaned in and pecked her lips when her forehead was resting against his. His eyebrows furrowed together, he had no idea what loubitons were, but they sounded expensive but he still made a mental note to look them up, it would be nice to surprise her with something she wasn’t expecting and if he could scrape enough money and get it, the look on her face would be priceless. He ran his hand up and down her back when she buried her face into his chest, he noticed she didn’t have lights up and he wasn’t all that surprised that she didn’t have a tree “It’s okay babe, you kind of need a dude to help out with that crap anyways. We can go get a tree later today and I can do the lights as long as you make kickass hot chocolate, I haven’t had some in forever and I kinda miss it.” He was going to make the holidays this year with his girlfriend as memorable as possible, mainly for her. He wanted her to have some good memories to hold onto when he had to go back which he was dreading. “Do you have any decorations? Because we can go out and do some shopping if you want, it’ll be fun. Get some Santa hats, some stockings and shit..and lots of mistletoe’s of course,” he smirked.
The feeling of his lips on hers were something she missed more than she realized. The smell of him. The feeling of his arms around her, mixed with his hands on her skin. She’d missed every little thing about him, and it wasn’t until he was actually back with her that she realized it was worse than she’d thought. “We’re going to get a tree?” She raised an eyebrow and lifted her head to look back up at him. Santana wasn’t one for the holidays, especially when she thought she’d be spending them alone, but having him home was enough to change that. Slowly a smile crept onto her lips at the mention of decorating, and even her hot chocolate. “Out of everything I make you, you would remember the hot chocolate over everything.” She leaned in and kissed him softly before shaking her head. “None. No decorations at all, unless they’re packed up in the attic…” She kissed him again, a smirk now appearing. “But I am so okay with mistletoe being all over the house.” Her lips lingered on his for one last passionate kiss. Her hand trailed up his side slowly as she moved to bring her body closer to him. “Especially over the bed.” Santana couldn’t help but smirk at the idea of it while her hand roamed underneath his shirt to his bare side, and around to his toned back.
“Yea, of course we are. I mean trees are like a necessity for Christmas..even though I’m Jewish, but whatever,” he said with a shrug, if his girlfriend celebrated Christmas then that’s what they were going to do, plus he really didn’t think she’d like all the traditions for Hanukkah. “I love your hot chocolate,” he said with a grin, he was a total sucker when it came to hot chocolate and out of all the ones he’s tasted, Santana’s was definitely his favorite and he had definitely missed it while he was in the army. Puck smiled against her lips before pulling back as he tried to remember if they did have any decorations in the attic because as hardcore as he was, rats were totally not his thing “I can check the attic, but we can go buy some too.” He was aiming to make this Christmas the best for Santana. His arms slid down to rest on her hips as she kissed him, his thumbs circling the bare skin by her hips “I’ll be sure to go out and get some and put some over the bed then.”
Sick and tired, meaning Puck’s going to have to give me a massage.
And he bes’ give me one of his kickass massages too, with kisses, or else there’ll be a problem.
Of course it’ll be one of my kickass massages baby. And if you’re lucky you might be getting more than kisses.
Surprise Visit | Pucktana
Puck laughed quietly to himself, glad that his girlfriend hadn’t changed one bit while he was gone. Most people were scared of her when she was grumpy, but he actually loved it about her. Quickly crawling under the blankets he wrapped an arm around her, breathing in the scent that was so obviously his girlfriend’s “I missed you,” he mumbled, closing his eyes so he could just enjoy holding her. It had been so long that he almost forgot what it felt like to be near her again and it wasn’t until now that he realized just how much he had missed her. “That’s probably an understatement but whatever. I still need to go out and buy your Christmas present, you want anything in particular?” He of course was going to get her a necklace or something, chicks digged jewelry but if she wanted anything else then he would definitely go out and get that for her too.
Santana couldn’t help but smile, feeling him move to get under the blankets. The feeling of his arms wrapping around her helped her relax a little more than before. Having been alone for months only made the feeling of his touch seem like a dream. Turning her body to face him, she moved and rested her forehead against his, keeping her eyes closed. “I missed you too,” she muttered, wrapping her own arms around him. The smell of him filled her nose, causing her to smile a little more. Slowly she shook her head at his question. “Having you here is more than enough, plus I don’t think with a whole Army paycheck that I’ll end up finding a pair of loubitons under the Christmas tree or anything.” With the mention of a tree, she made a slight face. “I didn’t even go out and get a tree. I knew I was forgetting something.” A groan left her lips as she moved to bury her face into his chest, having the blankets go completely over her head at this point. “I didn’t even buy lights or anything. I’ve been a total Grinch since you’ve been gone.” Which had been the truth. Even during Thanksgiving, no matter how many times her parents offered to fly her out, she didn’t bother going. She’d buried herself into work, just trying to take her mind off of the holidays all together. Hell, what was the point of celebrating, when the person who held her heart was thousands of miles away?
He leaned in and pecked her lips when her forehead was resting against his. His eyebrows furrowed together, he had no idea what loubitons were, but they sounded expensive but he still made a mental note to look them up, it would be nice to surprise her with something she wasn’t expecting and if he could scrape enough money and get it, the look on her face would be priceless. He ran his hand up and down her back when she buried her face into his chest, he noticed she didn’t have lights up and he wasn’t all that surprised that she didn’t have a tree “It’s okay babe, you kind of need a dude to help out with that crap anyways. We can go get a tree later today and I can do the lights as long as you make kickass hot chocolate, I haven’t had some in forever and I kinda miss it.” He was going to make the holidays this year with his girlfriend as memorable as possible, mainly for her. He wanted her to have some good memories to hold onto when he had to go back which he was dreading. “Do you have any decorations? Because we can go out and do some shopping if you want, it’ll be fun. Get some Santa hats, some stockings and shit..and lots of mistletoe’s of course,” he smirked.
Surprise Visit | Pucktana
When Puck got the news that he would get to come home for the holidays he was more than excited, this meant he would get to see Santana again and it would be a complete understatement to say he didn’t miss her like crazy. He only had a week to get through until he saw her lovely face again and unfortunately the week seemed to drag on and on, but soon enough the day arrived and he was packing his bag to head to the airport.
Not even caring what he packed, he wanted out of here and back home as soon as possible so he just tossed in a pile of his stuff, tossed his bag over his shoulder and checked out and made his way to the airport, hoping his flight wouldn’t be delayed. It was the holidays after all and it was one of the busiest times to travel, but it would be worth it. After having to get his bag checked and go through that stupid metal detector scan, he finally got to board his plane and he was lucky enough to get a seat by himself, as fun as kids could be, he really didn’t want to have to deal with one bugging the shit out of him the whole flight home.
It was a few hours long, but he slept through most of it. Only having to listen to a few crying babies on the last bit back but he darted out as fast as he could when they landed, he wasn’t sure how much more of that whining he could take without yelling at one of them to shut up. He flagged down a taxi as soon as he got his bags and was out of the airport and told him where to go and to drive fast, he was in a hurry so the less time he spent in this taxi the better. After about twenty minutes of driving, he finally made it home and he could already feel the giant grin spread across his face as he hopped out of the taxi and headed to the front door. He didn’t let Santana know when he’d be home exactly so he was hoping to surprise her, quietly opening the door he stepped inside, putting his bag down as he tried to make as little noise as possible before walking back to their bedroom, lightly knocking on the door before opening it “Baby, I’m home.”
Santana had to admit to herself, their new neighborhood, house, and neighbors were slowly driving her closer to insanity. The sound of buses in the morning, mixed with children either squealing in excitement, or crying because they didn’t want to leave only caused her to start the day off with a bitchy mood. Her co-workers didn’t exactly get why she was gradually becoming more of a bitch than normal, but no one wanted to say anything simply because they were afraid she’d snap at them. All of the new things she’d been having to deal with without Puck was hard, but she tried to grin and bare it. Sometimes.
It was when she was able to speak to Puck using webcam or even through email that she found some peace. All of her stress seemed to just slip away, but the minute their conversations were over, she’d snap back into reality and hard. Especially since the last few weeks on and off she’d been sick. It had been differently things that would set her off, so she wasn’t able to figure out what the problem was exactly. Being she’d been sick only made her more of a grump, add that with the fact her toys weren’t doing the trick anymore, and she was definitely a force to avoid. It had gotten to the point some mornings she’d practically make it her job to yell out of the window and tell the mother’s to shut their kids up, or she’d do it for them. Usually it worked, but a lot of the times it only resulted in the kids crying, and Santana with her head buried under a pillow.
Santana didn’t know when Puck was coming home, and with the holidays getting closer she was slowly starting to lose faith it was going to happen. This morning had been quiet, which was odd, but maybe the parents finally got the hint to not be so loud at 6 am. She laid curled up in her oversized bed, having dozed back off to sleep with the television on. It wasn’t until she heard the door creak open, and his voice, that she was sure she was dreaming. “Please don’t be a dream,” she thought to herself, groaning some to move her pillow over her head. If it was a dream, she wanted it to at least last a little longer so she could see his face. Feeling a weight on the bed was the one sign she needed to know that he was actually there, and she needed to snap out of it. “If you don’t get your ass under these blankets and hold me, I’ll ship you right back out into the dessert,” she muttered from under the pillow.
Puck laughed quietly to himself, glad that his girlfriend hadn’t changed one bit while he was gone. Most people were scared of her when she was grumpy, but he actually loved it about her. Quickly crawling under the blankets he wrapped an arm around her, breathing in the scent that was so obviously his girlfriend’s “I missed you,” he mumbled, closing his eyes so he could just enjoy holding her. It had been so long that he almost forgot what it felt like to be near her again and it wasn’t until now that he realized just how much he had missed her. “That’s probably an understatement but whatever. I still need to go out and buy your Christmas present, you want anything in particular?” He of course was going to get her a necklace or something, chicks digged jewelry but if she wanted anything else then he would definitely go out and get that for her too.
Surprise Visit | Pucktana
When Puck got the news that he would get to come home for the holidays he was more than excited, this meant he would get to see Santana again and it would be a complete understatement to say he didn’t miss her like crazy. He only had a week to get through until he saw her lovely face again and unfortunately the week seemed to drag on and on, but soon enough the day arrived and he was packing his bag to head to the airport.
Not even caring what he packed, he wanted out of here and back home as soon as possible so he just tossed in a pile of his stuff, tossed his bag over his shoulder and checked out and made his way to the airport, hoping his flight wouldn’t be delayed. It was the holidays after all and it was one of the busiest times to travel, but it would be worth it. After having to get his bag checked and go through that stupid metal detector scan, he finally got to board his plane and he was lucky enough to get a seat by himself, as fun as kids could be, he really didn’t want to have to deal with one bugging the shit out of him the whole flight home.
It was a few hours long, but he slept through most of it. Only having to listen to a few crying babies on the last bit back but he darted out as fast as he could when they landed, he wasn’t sure how much more of that whining he could take without yelling at one of them to shut up. He flagged down a taxi as soon as he got his bags and was out of the airport and told him where to go and to drive fast, he was in a hurry so the less time he spent in this taxi the better. After about twenty minutes of driving, he finally made it home and he could already feel the giant grin spread across his face as he hopped out of the taxi and headed to the front door. He didn’t let Santana know when he’d be home exactly so he was hoping to surprise her, quietly opening the door he stepped inside, putting his bag down as he tried to make as little noise as possible before walking back to their bedroom, lightly knocking on the door before opening it “Baby, I’m home.”
armypuck started following you
You caught me.
You sure about that? Oh come on, they can’t be that bad. Little kids are kinda cute, I mean if you get over the whining and screaming. I’m guessing you’re going to let me suffer? Whatever. Damn, you’re sick? That’s no fun. I hope you get better..well actually I hope you get better when I get back that way you’ll be missing your toys and you’ll be needing the Puckasauras.
I know you all too well, Puckerman.
They are terrible, with the crying, and the screaming, and the tantrums. Some are cute…when they’re sleeping. Yeah I’m sick, but it comes and goes. Certain foods really, which kind of sucks ass. I better be better by the time you get home, because the Puckasauras is all I want right now.
And that’s why I love you.
I have to agree with you on that, but you’re lucky I’m good with kids. i can get them to shut up when I get back. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you feel all good and healthy when I get home. You’ll be getting a lot of the Puckasauras when I’m back.
armypuck started following you
That’s true. I do know a lot about the sexy things that happen over the internet.
I think in less than a week possibly, they’re letting us come back for the holidays so I’m guessing it’s sometime soon. Oh come on, little kids can be fun, you probably scare them. Toys? That’s hot. What kind of toys? I could totally let my imagination run with it, but it would be way more awesome if you were to give me some details.
I’m sure you look up all the sexiness everyday.
I don’t scare them, I should, but I don’t. They’re so annoying that it should be illegal. Hmm. I could tell you what kinds of toys they are, or I could just let you suffer for the week before you can actually assist in using said toys. I mean..they’re boring when I do them myself. I’ve been sick lately though, so I haven’t even looked at my sexy toys. You’ll have to change that for me.
You caught me.
You sure about that? Oh come on, they can’t be that bad. Little kids are kinda cute, I mean if you get over the whining and screaming. I’m guessing you’re going to let me suffer? Whatever. Damn, you’re sick? That’s no fun. I hope you get better..well actually I hope you get better when I get back that way you’ll be missing your toys and you’ll be needing the Puckasauras.
armypuck started following you
Hey, it’s just another way of you staying in contact with me and we all know how much you love talking to me, plus sexy things can happen over the internet.
Occasionally, if I’m lucky that it’s available, most of the dudes here sneak on it for porn, but they’re the ones that don’t have a hot chick at home for them.
Sexy things do happen over the internet. You of all people should know.
Speaking of having a hot chick at home, when are you coming back? These families all around this new house you made me move into are sickening. I wake up every morning hearing kids cry because they want to get their asses on the school bus. Plus…my toys aren’t doing the trick anymore.
That’s true. I do know a lot about the sexy things that happen over the internet.
I think in less than a week possibly, they’re letting us come back for the holidays so I’m guessing it’s sometime soon. Oh come on, little kids can be fun, you probably scare them. Toys? That’s hot. What kind of toys? I could totally let my imagination run with it, but it would be way more awesome if you were to give me some details.
armypuck started following you
I knew Skype wasn’t enough to satisfy you. They let you on the computers that much over in the desert?
Hey, it’s just another way of you staying in contact with me and we all know how much you love talking to me, plus sexy things can happen over the internet.Occasionally, if I’m lucky that it’s available, most of the dudes here sneak on it for porn, but they’re the ones that don’t have a hot chick at home for them.
